Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
Dad is celebrating turning 45 by being drunk in a department store before two o'clock.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Once upon a time I threw up in my own hands last night.
The FEDEX guy just cock blocked me by getting his van stuck in my driveway
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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