I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
As your boyfriend, I'm gonna congratulate you on winning that fist fight. But as a cop, I have to tell you to not do that again.
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