he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
It was tug of war between me and the cop. He wanted the beer, I wanted the coozie.
She's yelling about threesomes and realllly wants you to come over. Put the pieces together.
Hypothetically speaking, what is the proper response if one gets bitten by a most likely not rabid squirrel? Hypothetically.
Hey hey, in my defense we were just suppose to watch Disney movies from a blanket fort with beer and nachos. I was I suppose to know it would end in tears?
It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
Holy fuck, my entire boob is bruised! Lierally my boob is just one big bruise.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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