Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Pretending to be completely fried so the odd girl next to me doesnt suspect im simply staring at her.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
I or someone else dumped a lot of glitter into my boobs last night.
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