Court Ordered Rehab!!! Do you think I'll need a swimsuit?
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
My dealer threw in a "freestyle rap" today with my purchase. I dont know if I can handle this relationship.
And our DD is passed out in the bathtub with the curtain closed. What happened tonight
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
I was afraid someone would drug test my pants so you set them on fire.
I should know better than to open your texts at the grocery store
Don't judge me 👊🏼 his dick just whispers my name
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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