Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
My patience ran out after you started clapping at the strippers everytime they took off a piece of clothing.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
found glitter on my cock. thank you for bringing me to that dance recital.
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
I was talking to another guy at the bar last night and all of a sudden a flying piece of Sausage lands on my boobs. Then I hear my boyfriend yell, "just marking my territory."
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
Jesus, I think this onesie was designed to keep me from masturbating.
We turned a wake into a bar crawl.
My room looks so cute. Who wouldn't want to hook up with me in here?
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