i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Sex on a kitchen table is not as amazing as they make is seem in the movies.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
I don't think casual Fridays means I can go to work with dried cum in my hair...
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
It may not have seemed like it to you, but I was very sad that I was cheating on my GF with you. I was crying on the INSIDE.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I tried to bring you in when you passed out on the porch but all you said was that I "ruined your hope ands dreams of becoming an astronaut"
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
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