She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I am in fact going to raffle myself off for a night. If you are interested in buying a ticket let me know. $10 a ticket.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I wish there was an emoji to express our Eskimo Brothership
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
My synapses wont fire in a pattern that will process those facts
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
What you have to understand is that our lives aren't a disappointment so much as they crashed and burned with lethal doses of radiation and dog shit.
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