the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
his blackberry tasks were 1. take names and 2. kick ass
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
I don't care how sexy you think I look in my scrubs. Wanting a blow job is not a medical emergency.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I've been asked to reupholster their slam-couch so I found some off-cuts of medical-grade, hermetically sealed fabric. She'll be slammed upon for generations to come.
I need vodka mixed w a bit of holy water right now
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
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