awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
The guy I fucked last night is well worth up the ass tuition. I just wish I could tell dad thanks!
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
i am way too old to be getting fingered at work
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
There is only one good excuse for how sore I am right now. And that is incredibly acrobatic sex. Unfortunately for me that is not my excuse.
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
The last thing I remember is feeding country fried steak to my best friend in a bubble bath with my bare hands.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I called him a "Beautiful Bastard" with "Beautiful Bastard Hair". That is how you pick up a guy from Denmark.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Randomize
