it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
Just watched a guy fight a garbage can then pee on it, screaming "I told you to listen to me the first time!!" San Francisco, I've missed you.
she just blew up the empty bag of wine and used it as a floatation device.
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
After seeing how much you are able to funnel in a night, I am 90% sure your blood is pure gin.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
Relationships are fuckin' work. And you can't just up and leave with no questions when you really just need to get home because you're about to shit your pants.
You're so wise.
please come back they are interrogating me about masturbation
You haven't demanded nudes today. You alright?
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I'm just happy stripping was the reason you fractured your hand
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