My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
It's like God knew that was my ex's best friend and punished me. I've never vomited that much in my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
For the record, chili cheese fritos are not a chaser.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
My phone just autocorrected 'vagina' to 'vaginihilation'...when exactly did I need to convey total annihilation by lady parts??
I was told to keep my leg elevated. I assume it means to keep my legs on the air, it's like I was prescribed to be slutty
Just saw the ex while I was at CVS at 3am buying Depends for my heavy flow
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
did you make it home?
i'm in a room and it looks like mine :)
hahah close nuff if it isnt
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
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