I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
I wore a leash I'll tell you about it later I had a fantastic time
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
It is becoming increasingly more likely that my entire halloween costume will be entirely composed of borrowed clothing from the two girls I'm hooking up
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
I apologize in advance for the number of sex toys drying on the bathroom sink.
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
Dude you came into the room last night soak and wet and told me you just took a shit in the shower
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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