im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Someone woke me up and gave me a sprite and some pills. I put them in my belly button. Trust no one.
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Woke up naked wearing mismatched earrings. Didn't even make it to the bar.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
In a shocking revelation, I learned that the Easter Sunday shit show happened not because of vodka but because my gay neighbor drugged me.
I do NOT want to date a man who has no interest in going to a kangaroo farm
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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