I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
successfully started a charcoal grill with 2 shots of everclear and some aluminum foil. i never wanna leave here
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
there COULD be a gas leak in our house... proceeding to smoke with extreme caution...
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Why do I have the 4 of hearts in my bra?
Haha we got sick of drinking on 4 is for whores so we stole the cards...I woke up with three of them in mine
drunken problem solving at its finest
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
A+ Viking dick
I just wrote a self loathing message to self, wrapped my credit card in it, put it in an envelope, sealed it with another hate messame, and put it in my lock box. So. That's where I'm at.
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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