Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
My therapist says she wants to work on my 'trust issues'. I think she's found the cash cow within.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
Unless you've also woken up wearing a poncho and a ring pop, I suggest you don't judge me. Okay, I even judged myself for that.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I feel like you're the sexual bearcat I've always wanted to be.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
