I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
The new Black Eyed Peas song is the stupidest shit I've heard since the last Black Eyed Peas song.
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Sorry about the confusion with the nudes last night that was rude
What. The. Fuck.
You'll have to be more specific. I do a lot of "what the fuck" kind of stuff
I just saw a woman give her infant whiskey tits. About ten minutes ago she was doing shots, and now she's breast feeding. Whiskey. Tits.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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