Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
whatever. i fb stalked him and his pic comments are witty. so i'm going for it.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So Easter dinner for me was at 4:40 this morning where i made Bagel Bites and had a glass of Chardonnay
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
Remind me to tell you how I've been deaf since Sunday at 1245
I tolerate his mediocre drunk sex for the mind blowing morning sex. More than worth it.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
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