NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut
you covered his dog in toothpaste. safe to say hes not gonna call you.
Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
He gave me the award for most entertaining blow job. That should count for something.
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
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