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(845): View more from New York

i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7

(1-845): View more from New York

id pin you as more of an 8

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(757): View more from Virginia

Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.

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(248): View more from Michigan

Something in my vomit makes me think I shouldn't have had that slurpee

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(559): View more from California

I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?

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(402): View more from Nebraska

You know you're at a low point when you're sucking vodka out if your hair.

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(303): View more from Colorado

Just got outta the drunk tank! Happy 21st birthday!

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I fell asleep after the worst sex of my life and now I'm snowed in with him. SEND HELP. CALL FEMA. GET ME OUT OF HERE.

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(916): View more from California

I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.

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(512): View more from Texas

You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.

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