She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
We had sex and then he fed me pie. This is the best friends-with-benefits situation ever.
The more I stare at her and block out what she's actually saying with thoughts of what she could be saying, the more interested I become
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I smell like lime and condoms and I really want a waffle. Fuk
It was 6am and he went immediately for the 69. WTF?? 6am is WAY to early for acrobatics.
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
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