the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
after we finished he farted and said 'i've been holding that one in'
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
she named each of the players on the last ten madden covers in order and then shotgunned 2 beers...if she doesnt have a penis im in love
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I won't trust your judgement until the word stripper doesn't make me laugh
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
There is a Victoria's Secret pageant on right now with Taylor Swift singing in lingerie. I didn't know a penis could get this erect.
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
my gyno just used the expression "dick around." too far?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Randomize
