Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
For months it was all good and well just having sex. Now, something in me has snapped and I'm dreaming of taking turtleneck Christmas pictures with him. Fuck you, we're going out tonight. I need this.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
She invited me to Bikini Yoga with her friends. Sounds promising.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
dude. I can hear the air.
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