everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Wall of shame with a backpack full of beer bottles, cowboy hat in hand, and a handlebar mustache. I was applauded by a passing car
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
He brought me another shot of rum, ice and my underwear when I woke up.
What a gentleman.
I KNOW, right?!
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