My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
What part of i'm handcuffed to an oven do you not understand?
There's a transgender game of twister in the basement...God doesnt want me to type this paper.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
He had a 99.9% chance of getting laid...until he started cutting down the frat's volleyball nets with his pocket knife.
Maybe before the beach I should get a tracking chip in my arm.
He just tried to eat my hair and he keeps talking about pissing on everything, come home soon I beg of you
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
I feel like I could get pregnant watching Zac Efron do yard work in this movie
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
Then you fell out of your chair, looked right at me and said, "You are sooo drunk."
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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