Reason #437 to hate Louisiana: Just went to the public bathroom at work. It was so humid the toilet seat was damp and sticky. Either it's the humidity or I sat in somebody's yesterday piss. I choose to believe the humidity.
She said she could kiss it, just not put it in her mouth. Because that would be cheating..
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
hot doctor. gonna get him to touch my tits. 'think i felt a lump' excuse in 3-2-1...
Who was that couple sleeping in your bed with us last night?
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
I think I'm too tall to 69 successfully.
I think I might cry.
You know you come from good stock when you can have a family discussion about excuses to scam pain pills from the doctors
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
You literally brought me back to life and then fucked it out of me
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
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