Wooohooo! I'm sitting in the car like a creep watching people walk in and out of Blush. Lots of happy people.
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
is there anything more depressing than unpacking condoms from your suitcase that you thought you were going to use on vacation?
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
Hmd? did you really just created an abbrievation for hold my dick?
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Let's celebrate our freedom by getting high and doing stupid shit.
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
wheres my face? and why is my pocket so big?
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