We tried having a conversation with our noses.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
You know me. im down for anything that could harm my well being. lets dress like dolphins so everyone will see what dicks they are.
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Apparently I told the girl smoking was terrible for her, and then requested it in my mouth.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
How many stacks you been grindin gangsta?
omg mom no
It's so blood brotha crip what be good
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
He bought the 12 pack of condoms. I take that as a sign of serious commitment.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
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