Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He's grinding topless with a group of girls to that discovery channel song. May I take a message?
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I think I met my butt stuff soulmate
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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