I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
some guy just got out of his chair quietly. Laid down on the floor and is now asleep in between rows in my lecture hall. He must have had a rough night.
Just heard a guy on the phone saying " ya ill buy the eight ball " then came to my register to ask what asile the sugar substitute is on.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Having a race with the dryer. Seeing who can get drunk/dry clothes faster.
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I miss using glorious as an adjective. I'm gonna start doing that again. And I'm gonna try to get cuntatrosphe in there some more, too.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
You’re welcome stay at my house. But, you gotta piss in the toilet
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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