saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
like teasing for 28 minutes, then the very last 2 minutes is where is ALL goes down. I'm talking, rings off, stable sitting position, hand job madness.
i woke up this morning and saw her in my bed and i said to myself, I think I might have a drinking problem.
You were captain morganning on the laundry hamper and when I walked in you slingshotted a thong at me and started peeing. This all came back to me when I picked up some jeans to wear and they smelled like piss.
PLAN B IS EXPENSIVE ON A $50 A WEEK BUDGET.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
I haven't taken a solid shit in four weeks. Do you know what started four weeks ago? Alcohol and dining hall food. Fucking college.
Yeah last night got weird fast. No lie, a kid pulled a butt-plug with a tail out of his ass.
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