I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Definitely just saw the guy I went on a date with Friday night dressed in medeival knight gear on the quad preparing for battle. Oh my God.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
The last thing I remember is ordering two Martinis while yelling 'CAN YOU PUT THAT IN ONE GLASS?'
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
That's like being smoked out by a unicorn. If the opportunity presents itself you fucking do it and don't ask questions.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
I'm determining which apartments I'm mostly to move into based on how suitable the kitchens are for sex .
He passed out with his shoes on 20 minutes till midnight, and I didn't have a sharpie so I took the cheese whiz and filled his exposed ass crack.
Randomize
