When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
take 2 Ambien then drink a Red Bull and watch Alice in Wonderland. Trust me.
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
Playing nyquil pong with a cat again
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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