Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
I understand why they say don't drink the water in Mexico... I just saw 5 guys piss upstream of where the bar tender went to get the water
Realistically you can't tell me you're gonna put mashed potatoes on your dick and expect me not to get excited
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
Do you realize we were driving someone else’s car and I was holding the wheel while you were driving and sucking my dick. That’s NOT normal
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