If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
What was that guy's name that you dated that wore the leotard?
I woke up with semen in my invisalign. My molars were just marinating in it
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I was working er so they smashed a vodka bottle over dan's head so they'd have an excuse to visit
hes totally cute, too bad i slept with his father
Easy for you to say! His first impression of you isn't the drunk girl in a turtle costume who got hit by a car!
True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
tried to out drink an american air force weapons loader. never again
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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