One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
Well on a lighter note, I had sex in a food truck.
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
Oh. I'm probably going to just get a viagra and ruin your life.
I think this shark week should consist of getting drunk enough to actually go hunt sharks ourselves.
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
he left a full can of coors light underneath my windshield wiper, like a love note. if that's not husband material, i don't know what is
Ps I took your recycling out, the 9 champagne bottles, vodka bottle, and tequila bottle is how I knew it was yours
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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