The bars here don't close until 4!
my legs don't close until 4
You were face down, at your computer, surrounded by beer bottles listening a bagpipes version of amazing grace.
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
If I don't throw up the day I graduate i'll feel like the last 4 years and thousands of dollars spent on alcohol will have been wasted.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
Last time he went to Europe, every time he started drinking he would wake up in a different country with no memory. There is no way he can be tour leader.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Oh and yeah that does count as public urination.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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