Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
UPDATE: In a passionate fit of self love, I brought myself to orgasm under the moon on my 7th floor balcony, ejaculating between the rungs towards the ground.
Unfortunately, I did not realize that most of it would end up on the balcony below mine.
At least you don't cum in color.
he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
I felt like I was in a real life creepy Myspace message. "girl u cute" ... "girl u got a really nice smile"
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
hey as creepy as this sounds i still have your eyelashes on my desk
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
if you didn' use the plastic sword on the cop. maybe this wouldn't have happened.
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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