so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
dude im at a party with a bunch of 17 year old gilrs this is awesome
no its not leave
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
He puked on the grill while the burgers were on. We had to go to taco bell
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
How long after mardi gras is it considered okay to wake up topless and wearing beads?
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
Btw I'm already known as the drunk roommate. Don't know if that's a success or a failure seeing as it hasn't even been a week since I've been here
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
I've decided to take one for the team and bang the landlady for lower rent.
She was topless, yelling this is Sparta, threatening to push her dad into the sewer. I am pretty sure she won't be at school.
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