yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
just got high and bedazzled my bra. other than bleeding from the prongs life is so good.
i really need to stop putting makeup on my cats..
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
did mom hear me barking???
oooooh yeah. good luck explaining that one
sooo high. sooo many dog friends
Oh we're fine. I made her a "sorry I peed on you" omelet.
My dad found me naked curled up under a towel on the couch with a fucking tub of butter and a spoon. Ambien Mondays are dead
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
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