She wants her shit back. Clearly she missed the cheaters-get-their-shit-ritually-burned clause.
its mom's weekend..did we need to couger proof the apt?
im not gonna bother asking u how it was... we could hear u through the walls
It was a rude awakening when I turned on my phone and the first thing I saw was a picture of David's dick with a face on it, I need to stop drinking in his basement...
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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