I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
you're like an angel sent from heaven to guide my sex life into greatness
Thats so sweet
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