the bulge in his pants is not junk. its hair. trust.
either way he was missing a nipple.
It's really too bad Cosmo doesn't have "What To Do When You've Drunkenly Sucked His Dick and He Doesn't Text You Back" article.
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
What's the protocol on showing a video of me sucking the life out of my ex in order to prove beyond a doubt that I give great head???
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Don't go to jail over some guy named Bunky
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Um, when I went down on you it got stuck there. Still had gum in my mouth. Didn't exactly have use of my hands to assist
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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