Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I just got turned down by a drunk fat chick. At my own birthday party. God hates me.
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
I've already reverted to sweat pants. And lonely drinking.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
do you think your dog feels awkward being in the background of your nudes?
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
wow bdsm is so cute
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