Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I got so drunk I pissed the bed last night. He still likes me. He's a keeper
He is a keeper. You on the other hand are not.
I'm drinking in the hospital parking lot.
I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
You can't see him, he's in front of the dildo, but Amelia Earhart is blocking your view.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
I'm gonna look back at these days one day and be like "damn I shoulda been turnt but I was in bed instead watching netflix"
While I appreciate the pity sex (seriously, THANK YOU) we should not do it 3feet away from my ex when he's passed out next time. Awkward.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
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