D3 body, D1 cock
I don't think brook has ever known best
he proceeded to punch 3 mailboxes in a row and when i asked him why, he said "because they were talking shit"... i need a new boyfriend. and a new life.
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
My co-worker just asked me if i colored my hair. Time to take a shower.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
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