I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
its 9am and we're in an escalade. I have no shoes and my dress is on backwards. I feel like we're the morning after a rap video
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Your engaged. Stop telling guys you will sit on their face. They don't always know your kidding.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
He was leaving the restaurant I was going to as I was parking. I didn't want to scream, "hey, didn't I jerk you off?" Out of my window at 10 am
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Im part way to drunk.
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
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