I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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go home
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
You Were screaming "Im trying to get it in" and "stop cock blocking" while i threw you in the car
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
Doing bumps while the kids play upstairs. #bestnannyever
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
We had sex on the bear rug. He said "you, me and the bear. This is bear-idise"
I hope you have your own chainsaw cause I didn’t buy one for you. It was a gross oversight on my part
Bro, I was just laying in bed with this girl and her boyfriend came an woke me up
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