I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
Just watched my manager erase "we've been 2 days wo an accident" and change it to "0" these ppl are too high.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
your like the ambassador to my penis.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
I woke up sandwiched between them, all of us naked, and they were just sharing a cigarette, a donut, and the paper like it was just some normal post-threesome Sunday brunch.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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