That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Before I left in the morning I deleted her purity ring app off her iPod, I figured it would save her the shame
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
The guy I wanted to make out with just got beat up, let's roll.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just tried to text you by typing "whoa" into my contacts.
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
So his 25th anniversary post of love to his wife was almost verbatim what he said to me last week. Does that mean I win or lose?
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
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