the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
should my break up email to my English professor be in MLA format?
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
Ahha guy saw me buying beer, went "hmmmmm" and nodded his head approvingly. No words exchanged, but he has made his way to my heart haha
All I need is to get out and get laid
Yeah mom sounds like a good idea! Now send that message to the person it was ment for
I wish there were more things in this world as wonderful as string cheese
Surriously
We've been together for 10 months. These next 2 may be a deal breaker. He has not met the summertime version of me that is so hungover today that I cancelled a meeting with my boss right after she sent me an appreciation note saying I have great work ethic. I have her fooled.
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