we hate each other therefore the sex is mindblowing
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I know what youre going to say and vodka only explains half of my sitation
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
got blackout drunk at the conference and wandered around Minneapolis with a homeless person until one of the other interns found me...I think I'm ready for adulthood.
We have started to decorate penises.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There are two guys dressed like Spartans from 300 at this bar and they're making out and I needed you to know this
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Thanks for being my pregnancy scare Sherpa...
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
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