I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
THAT WAS PROBABLY MY ONE CHANCE TO SLEEP WITH A MAN NAMED BORIS AND YOU RUINED IT.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
Yes. I will keep putting the beer into my stomach and eventually the bartender will make a mistake
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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