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Tittie bar + Mother In law gone = mission accomplished.
FYI..good luck when you get back from work.. mom and dad know about the boy you brought home last night
haha good one..how did you even know?
we all know. he obviously didn't leave when you might have told him to.. he came down when we were eating because he coud smell mom's cooking. the dude ate with us and offered to say grace. so yeah, good luck.
the condom got lost in my hair
I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
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