Is it normal to miss your booty call?
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
turns out a healthy dose of cleavage is the equivalent of a swig of felix felicis
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Itd be nice if there was a level of interest in me somewhere in between the indifference and obsession that I've only been attracting
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
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