why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
I just feel like I should give it a rest. I'm too old to be drinking bottles of grey goose and falling into koi ponds.
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
I want to wear Christmas sweaters with you.
The guy at the rodeo just told me "if ya don't say none, ya don't get none". What the hell does that mean?
Im pretty sure you just got hit on by a gay cowboy.....
I just went to add a song I had never heard before to my "high as fuck" playlist and it was already there.
Oh dear God, they have a song about Mom...
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
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